here are some of my favorite quotes as of late:

"No, hashing functions must not be non-deterministic" - cs61b final, SP2020

"I've only had a Red Bull, so I'd drive even better than a sober person" - Paxton Hall-Yoshida, Never Have I Ever

"Let's add a plant so people think that they care for something living besides themself." - JERICHO, "you paint it, i flip it"